I warn you now - this is complete and utter silliness but it is the first thing that popped in my head when I saw the prompt. I hope you at least get a chuckle out of it, whether you vote for it or not.
Captain, Commander of the 57th Flying Ravens Unit, presented himself in Major Yellowtail's office at precisely 0800 hours. Raising his wing in a smart salute, he said, "Captain Nightwing reporting for orders, Sir!"
Major Yellowtail acknowledged Nightwing's salute with a stately nod. "Captain, you may have heard that the Eurpoeanand the African Swallows are at war again. This time, it's getting serious - they're using Coconut Bombs. We have to stop this before it goes any further. Here's a file with the details. Gather your best troops. We go feathers up in 30."